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  • Fox

    I wonder if — having been unceremoniously kicked out of my gym by rude electrical workers who claimed I was breaking the rules by ignoring the nonexistant ‘Keep Out’ signs — seeing a profoundly decayed corpse of a fox on a sand bank in Cherry Creek while Sweet’s Fox on the Run was…

  • Maybe-not-entirely-unrequited love

    My romance with the Rocky Mountain News was probably the deepest, most intense and desperate venture of my life. Now it’s dead and the grief is no less than if the Rocky had been a person . . . one everyone knew was sick, but no one ever believed would…

  • As of today . . .

    . . . nearly 70 percent of my friends are unemployed.

  • I am so, so, SOOO sorry!!!!!! (roflmao)

    Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!!! I can’t stop laughing. I’m so mortified and remorseful . . . and yet, somehow, amused!!! I’m finally getting up to speed on Google Reader because Brian brought it up again because I missed when the TechHEds ‘Women in Technology’ podcast went live…

  • Quiet

    Wow! Just like that it stopped. The rigid plates, shifting, grinding, exploding in my head and below my feet have stopped. It’s over. I suspected that might be the case when I woke up Sunday morning, but I couldn’t be sure until today. I worried Sunday that maybe it was just because I’d had too…

  • ‘Tripping Raul and GDA’s Infinite Valentine’s Day Playlist’

    GDA is leaning over my right shoulder and watching as I type this. I’ve been working hard on the magazine all day and darnit it’s Valentines Day and he and Raphael were kind enough to stop by and so GDA and I thought it might be a good spot of fun…

  • Guy

    I was walking down the Cherry Creek path listening to my iPod and thinking about how it always seems like a good idea to just roll out of bed without showering but how halfway through the day as I look in the mirror and this scary-ass chick looks back I always…

  • Burning Forrest

    Today it happened when I was doing lat pulls in the sad-ass but functional little gym we have on campus. Left side, seventh through ninth ribs caught on fire. The cartiledge severed again. Forrest Calvert. It doesn’t happen much anymore, but for years I wasn’t even able to laugh hard, let alone do a series…

  • Dead eccentrics

    Oh, man! Laura Thorpe is dead! Evidently she choked on her vomit while having a seizure in her bed in 1996. She’s now the second of two eccentric people I reported on in Farmington who died not long after I moved. I didn’t know. Thorpe was the woman who in 1992 sliced open…

  • “If you want my body . . .

    . . . and you think I’m sexy, come on Sugar let me know!” Dammit! Who got Rod Stewart stuck in my head!!??? AUGH!!! All right, no more procrastinating! Time to work! 😦