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Anxious
Most people use the word ‘anxious’ incorrectly to describe excitement. It’s agitation inasmuch as excitement. I’m eager to get started on my new career. I’m excited because of the amazing team I get to work with. I’m dedicated to quickly making a positive impact in my new position. I’m overwhelmed by some of the attention Read more
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It should be obvious, but . . .
There are times in a person’s life when you stop and say, really? Here are a few of those insights from friends of the past: 1. Clint: “My dad was working out of state and when I flew out to visit him he met me at the airport with a woman and he excitedly introduced Read more
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King Tut’s Grandma to Modern Science: Screw you!!!
Are you effing kidding me? Seriously? So if King Tut himself had a wart, do you think anyone would give a rat’s ass? No, but this was highlighted as if it were some amazing discovery: “King Tut’s grandmother, the powerful and beautiful Queen Tiye, might have had an unattractive flat wart on her forehead, according Read more
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Stacked
On my tip-toes, I’m organizing boxes of cereal and granola bars in the upper cupboard, debating whether I should sort them alphabetically or by size and being noncommittal because I just really don’t care that much. Maddie barely eats, she’s slender to a fault, but she buys and buys and buys. Our cupboards are burgeoning, Read more
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Tripping Raul does haiku
Warm, spring Denver day Shirtless, pale white men jog past Ew! Gross! Run away! Read more