• Done

    I am done caring about people. I mean it. I’ll take care of myself and everyone else can just bugger off. Read more

  • All domestic and stuff

    It’s Sunday, Nov. 18, and I want it on record that I got up, dressed, called my sister and my bff Ellen, went to the grocery store and stocked us up on healthy food — some of which I plan to take to work to share so we can attempt to get healthy as a group… Read more

  • It’s really not so weird that I’m so nice

    Having been openly critical of humans who have become overamorous and misconstrued my kindness and support, I imagine my unbridled enthusiasm at the prospect of helping  an individual out in any way can be a bit disconcerting, perhaps confusing. I can’t blame anyone who hasn’t lived my history for thinking, “Well, no wonder!” That this notion… Read more

  • So, like, I’m a chick!

    The skirt was a size larger than I needed and I knew it when I bought it but I thought it wouldn’t matter and now I’ve lost the receipt and the fabric looms simply too large on me so I’m in a position where I must figure out either how to return it or how to mask that… Read more

  • These are the times that try men’s souls . . .

    Oh, do let’s not go into the man vs. woman thing on this. I don’t consider myself a gender so I’m not going to change it to “men’s and women’s souls,” so there. That was Thomas Paine, by the way. I became familiar with the quote through the Kingston Trio when I was, like, en… Read more

  • Look away! No, don’t!

    Although it was great to see old friends the past weekend, it reminded me of something I wish I could tell all men of any merit. Don’t look away! It is common to cast your eyes upon the person across from you and if that person happens to look back, it would be appropriate to pleasantly… Read more