At Least They're Committed

“There is just nothing sexier than having someone loudly speak the name of the person they’re calling so you can overhear. Are you impressed?”

“Oh, hullo. Yes, yes, I do agree in the most sarcastic sense. Absolutely, it has the total opposite effect, like, ew.”

“Quite.”

“I just heard from EBD that you’re back on Supernatural and you’re slightly less douchey. Oh, wait, now he says you’re not real. Ha!”

“I’m not real douchey?” he winks. “Foolishness, all of it.”

“Indeed. Oh, evidently now they said Lucifer . . . well, I’m not going to say it.”

“Silliness.”

“Yes. You know I stumbled upon something online last night that said ‘how I’ll know’ if you’re talking to me.”

*Snort* “And?”

“You’re talking to me.”

“Huh. Who’d have thought?” 

“Yes, wouldn’t want people to think I’m nuts.”

“Yes you would.”

“Heh. Yes I would.”