At Least They're Committed

“Oh, Gabriel! We’re all alone! Isn’t it lovely?”

“Ah, you mean it’s oh, so peaceful here? No one’s bending over your shoulder? Nobody’s breathing in your ear?”

“Stop that! Augh! You’re getting her stuck in my head all over again.”

“All right, Angie baby, I’ll stop .  . . but only because you’re a special lady.”

“NOOO!”

“Fine, would you instead like me to take you to my mansion in the sky?”

“GOD DAMMIT!”