Harrumph. I am in no way, shape or form deserving of the negativity, lack of humor or general curmudgeonry (look! I made up a new word!) leveled at me today. I am a kind, thoughtful and, yes, snarky person and I should be acknowledged for all of these pleasant and desirable traits, as opposed to being treated dismissively and/or rudely.
It’s a very good thing that it’s RV retreat weekend in Chicago and I can look forward to channeling the team through their drunken texts and pings, all while visiting with Woody and Jim myself. (Makes the correspondence clearer when those guys act as a go-between. Hence the Art Garfunkel post from last year at this time.)
Oh, nice save. Yes, yes, you pulled it out at the last second, adding a positive, sassy twist at the end of the day, so I suppose I shall once again overlook your earlier curmudgeonry. And on that disjointed yet completely merited note, I believe it’s time to start my weekend.
At Least They're Committed 
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