At Least They're Committed

I feel as if I should be able to simply say, “All right. Body is breaking down. Time to turn it off and go home.” But it’s not that easy and most people think I’m odd for having that notion in the first place. Without that option, I guess I’ll just “take to bed,” you know, like the old, old people did when they decided it was time to die. For me, however, I’m theorizing that my hip, knee etc. will heal if I stop using them temporarily. And, being as I’m stuck in this animated corpse, I think I will remake myself inside and out over the course of the weekend . . . from my bed. I believe I will change my hair color, my nutrition habits, my style of dress and my personality. Oh, fun! I do believe I’m going to like this game!