At Least They're Committed

Sorry your weekend won’t be more fun. What am I doing this weekend, you ask? I’m escaping, actually. Running away all by my lonesome to the Western Slope to see my parents and brother and maybe my sister. I’ll be going hiking with my friend Darla, but will otherwise be laying low and, most likely, shooting the bow. Thanks for asking. Yes, one of each, an older sister and younger brother. Uh-huh, middle child. That does explain why I’m so diplomatic and, sadly, so invisible, too. My parents are in good health. I’m proud of them! They’ve always taken care of themselves. They’re only in their mid-70s, though, so that helps. Oh, wait, you weren’t wondering and didn’t ask? Gads! You’re right. Well, never mind then. (Cracking myself up, here!)