At Least They're Committed

It’s Sunday, Nov. 18, and I want it on record that I got up, dressed, called my sister and my bff Ellen, went to the grocery store and stocked us up on healthy food — some of which I plan to take to work to share so we can attempt to get healthy as a group — bought the

Thanksgiving turkey but not the stuff for our brunch, for which we’ll have about 12 guests, talked to the coupon guy at Safeway for a half an hour cuz he seemed bored or lonely and he gave me dozens of coupons that I now feel obligated to use, came home, froze bananas, strawberries and raspberries for smoothies for the week, baked banana muffins with chocolate chips — a rare event indeed — washed my sheets, took a long walk and soon will get our early dinner under way right after my shower — pork roast, broccoli and mashed potatoes with cream cheese. I just want someone and anyone to know I totally rock.