At Least They're Committed

Hoooly shit! What a night! Six glasses of red wine, myriad drunk “I love you man” texts and a couple new friends later, I somehow made it home in one piece thanks to the fact I wasn’t driving! I didn’t buy any of Tonya’s drinks, though, which I guess means I’ll have to take her out before the end of next week! Good friends, good times, good night!