At Least They're Committed

Remember in the mid to late 70s when all the bra burners were running around saying “A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle?” That always bugged me because, well, fish would never come in contact with, need or want a bicycle or for that matter know what one was. I thought it could be phrased much better. So this is what I came up with:

“A woman without a man is like fudge without nuts.”

Good, eh? I mean, lets face it, fudge is yummy and creamy and suck-worthy delicious on its own, but once in awhile some of us like a little different texture such as, you know, nuts! I know at least I do! 😉 And some women hate nuts and that’s fine; and some women have to have nuts all the time and that’s pathetic, but still fine. So, ta-da! What do you think about my metaphor?

(No, sillies, obviously I don’t hate men. In fact I think they’re quite tasty — with guacamole.)